9 posts tagged “io”
It's just another Saturday Hanging out at DBA
All I came for was whisky and a bunch of pints
I have a drink or two or three And I feel like I'm on TV
'Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye
I make a move to see what's up and bump right into some dump jock
The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my face
Well now he started, but I'll finish
But first I'll have another Guinness
Fighting's such a boring thing I gave it up, I always win
Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!
Another guy, another day. Why won't this guy just go away
Talk my ear off and I don't want to smell your breath
You like my band, I understand When you say, "I love you man"
Can't I have just a minute to go take a piss?
The he asks me if I'm saved And do I walk with God each day
No way man, I have always been down with sin
He tells me God loves all of us as I get back on the bus
'Cause God just told me I was gonna get my dick sucked!
Good for you, you're born again Yuppie Young Republican
Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!
Being straight makes you happy Stay the fuck away from me
So you're gay, oh happy day And you don't smoke, that's just great
And eating meat, oh God forbid
You'll be more fun when you're dead
Another time, far away, I'm in Tampa, FLA
I saw my friends and we went out and got really drunk
Got in the car and drove around
and passed the Yankees training ground
We drove up close and then I went and hopped the fence
I ran around the bases twice and thought the on-deck mat was nice
I put it back though and ran back out to meet my friends
The cops were there, they saw the tape
Straight to jail at any rate
Three month later Howard Stern got George to drop the case!
Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!
I'm calling in twisted
I was drinking two-fisted
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Hanging with friends
We were doing slammers
They try and get me hammered
Boss, I said no
But they insisted
I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in bland
The biggest freak-a-zoid ever known to man
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in tired
Look man I am oh so wired
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Won't be the first time I lost a good job
Look at me now - a drunken slob
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in pissed
Hung over y'all
I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in twisted
I was drinking two-fisted
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in pissed
Hung over y'all
I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Yeah I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Yeah I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Yeah I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Well, is seems that IO,
has started to rhyme,
execpt when you notice,
that I can't flow
Ah well, as much as I try,
if I never see fame,
at least I'll try to get close
to the beautiful IO.
[this is *not* good]
Today's Put Your Music On Vox: Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Sex, Bomb, Boogie
Yeah, Diablo's fun, when you're playing with the right people, when you're alone, or with jackasses, not so much.
Debian Linux... *sigh* HIPPIES, but now I have it installed to help rescue a system, and seemed to be going well, there was still a chance to return to a happy state without reinstalling,, but that's now lost. :(
Since I shared my last beer with IO O OI, I have none, and I'm a sad panda.
In other news, Goodwill has great jeans for $5-10, Levi too.
Order of Life: Food, Medications, Rent/Bills, Smokes, Vices....
<emo>
Why is it, I'm surrounded by hotties, but sleep alone?
</emo>
<rant>
Why is it, everywhere I look, I see morons?
</rant>
<fucking rant>
Why is my AIM connection hung, saying someone's typing a message when they're not? FUCKING ANNOYING!!!!!!!!
</fucking rant>
<rave>
IO O OI
</rave>
...and IO O OI floods your screen with singing and party faces *swoon*
But then the lil'one takes off and leaves you all alone *sad*
But then you get a Star Wars DVD so *woohoo*
But one of your best friends is going through legal hell, and can't do anything about it *boooo *cries**
So yeah, how was your day?
Sorry IO.
:(
Lost, one IO, Last seen, *shrugs*, wearing, something fashionable.
