119 posts from 2007

http://grin.hq.nasa.gov/IMAGES/LARGE/GPN-2000-001137.jpg        <-- save this.
it's a legit nasa.gov image....   open in gimp or photoshop,  turn brightness and contrast up to 100%  anything strike you as "odd".
http://rnd.cnews.ru/blog/?p=352 (source #1) http://grin.hq.nasa.gov/ABSTRACTS/GPN-2000-001137.html  (source #2)

Note, the nasa.gov address.

http://www.rebelmeetsrebel.com/

Rebel Meets Rebel was a heavy metal/outlaw country crossover project with David Allan Coe on vocals, Dimebag Darrell on guitar, Rex Brown on bass, and Vinnie Paul on drums. The project resulted in the self-titled album Rebel Meets Rebel.

Country music stars
Like the catchy bars
They smoke a lot of weed
Yeah, those country singers
Like to catch their buzz
They love to drink whiskey

Shotgun-Willie
He got popped on the highway with
A roach of that dealie in his ashtray
Them cocaine cowboys just
Don't feel right unless they're high

Cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n' rollers
I wonder if cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n' rollers

Those long-haired rednecks
Like to pack their nose
They do a lot of blow
Those dog roofers
Like to take acid trips
They love to go fast, not slow

Behind that clean face in the closet
Hooked on freebase
Lurks another up-and-coming star
Them cranked up cowboys just
Don't feel right unless they're high, high

Cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n' rollers
I wonder if cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n' rollers

Cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n' rollers
Do you think cowboys do more dope
Than rock 'n' rollers?

Listen up, people
Don't take the purple acid
You'll have to get down off them towers

03---Cowboys-Do-More-Dope

It's just another Saturday Hanging out at DBA
All I came for was whisky and a bunch of pints
I have a drink or two or three And I feel like I'm on TV
'Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye
I make a move to see what's up and bump right into some dump jock
The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my face
Well now he started, but I'll finish
But first I'll have another Guinness
Fighting's such a boring thing I gave it up, I always win

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!

Another guy, another day. Why won't this guy just go away
Talk my ear off and I don't want to smell your breath
You like my band, I understand When you say, "I love you man"
Can't I have just a minute to go take a piss?
The he asks me if I'm saved And do I walk with God each day
No way man, I have always been down with sin
He tells me God loves all of us as I get back on the bus
'Cause God just told me I was gonna get my dick sucked!
Good for you, you're born again Yuppie Young Republican

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!

Being straight makes you happy Stay the fuck away from me
So you're gay, oh happy day And you don't smoke, that's just great
And eating meat, oh God forbid
You'll be more fun when you're dead

Another time, far away, I'm in Tampa, FLA
I saw my friends and we went out and got really drunk
Got in the car and drove around
and passed the Yankees training ground
We drove up close and then I went and hopped the fence
I ran around the bases twice and thought the on-deck mat was nice
I put it back though and ran back out to meet my friends
The cops were there, they saw the tape
Straight to jail at any rate
Three month later Howard Stern got George to drop the case!

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!

11_-_Shenanigans

If you log on to an MIT realm, press CTRL+ALT+DELETE, click Change Password, type your existing MIT password, and then type a new, simple password that does not pass the dictionary check in Kadmind, you may receive the following error message:

NOTE: This is not a common case; it occurs only when you configure Windows 2000 to authenticate against an MIT Kerberos domain.

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/276304?

Celine Dion covering AC/DC ... Hell has frozen over